K\u0131sa ve \u00f6z yazard\u0131.
\u00c7ivilerdi yaz\u0131lar\u0131yla ger\u00e7ekleri.
\u00d6lmeden \u00f6nce g\u00f6zalt\u0131na al\u0131nd\u0131. Evi arand\u0131 tutukland\u0131.
Hastaland\u0131.
Fakat kalemini hi\u00e7 bir zaman satmad\u0131..
Kimden bahsetti\u011fimi anlam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131zd\u0131r san\u0131r\u0131m.
\u0130lhan Sel\u00e7uk ustadan..Baba dostumdan bahsediyorum.
Gazetecilikte \u00e7ok \u015feyler \u00f6\u011frendi\u011fim g\u00fczel insandan bahsediyorum.
\u0130nternette gezerken bir yaz\u0131s\u0131 ili\u015fti g\u00f6z\u00fcme buyurun birlikte okuyal\u0131m..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dalkavuk Do\u011fu’nun \u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fcd\u00fcr, Soytar\u0131 Bat\u0131’n\u0131n\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kral\u0131n soytar\u0131s\u0131 sarayda \u00f6zel yeri olan bir ki\u015filiktir, taht\u0131n yamac\u0131na konmu\u015ftur, protokol\u00fcn hem i\u00e7indedir hem d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda\u2026
Bir bakars\u0131n ki soylu t\u00f6renlerin en g\u00f6rkemli dakikas\u0131nda soytar\u0131 yerde yat\u0131p yuvarlanmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f, prenslerin, d\u00fcklerin, baronlar\u0131n, kontlar\u0131n, naz\u0131rlar\u0131n, rekt\u00f6rlerin, kardinallerin k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 bayram balonu gibi \u015fi\u015firilmi\u015f ciddiyetlerini sivri yergileriyle delerek ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 birbirine katm\u0131\u015f, \u00f6fkeleri, kahkahalar\u0131, f\u0131s\u0131lt\u0131lar\u0131, kayg\u0131lar\u0131 soytar\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n sarmal\u0131na dolay\u0131p saray hal\u0131s\u0131 gibi salona yay\u0131vermi\u015f.
Soytar\u0131 “evet efendimci” de\u011fildir.
Kimi zaman efendisini bile mizah\u0131n gergefinde i\u011fneleme yetkilerini benli\u011finde duyabilir.
Bat\u0131 d\u00fcnyas\u0131n\u0131n ho\u015fg\u00f6r\u00fc kuyusundan \u00e7\u0131kr\u0131kla \u00e7ekebildi\u011fi kadar\u0131nca yergilerini ba\u011fl\u0131 bulundu\u011fu egemenin y\u00fcz\u00fcne kar\u015f\u0131 s\u00f6yleyebilir.
B\u00f6yle durumlarda kral\u0131n surat\u0131 as\u0131l\u0131r bir an, ama ald\u0131rmaz g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr.
-Can\u0131m bir soytar\u0131n\u0131n s\u00f6yledi\u011finin soytar\u0131l\u0131ktan gayr\u0131 ne anlam\u0131 olabilir ki?
Soytar\u0131, zanaat\u0131n\u0131n ko\u015fullar\u0131nda, ki\u015filere ve olaylara y\u00f6nelik yergileri g\u00fclmeceye d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr\u00fcp ta\u015f\u0131 gedi\u011fine koymas\u0131n\u0131 bilen ki\u015fidir.
Egemenlik g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc halktan de\u011fil Tanr\u0131’dan kaynaklanan krallar\u0131n saraylar\u0131nda cins ev k\u00f6pekleri gibi cins soytar\u0131lar\u0131n bulundu\u011funu tarihler yazarlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dalkavuk Do\u011fu’ya \u00f6zg\u00fcd\u00fcr.
Ne i\u011fnesi vard\u0131r dalkavu\u011fun ne yergisi ne de ele\u015ftirisi\u2026
Dalkavu\u011fun g\u00f6revi ya “evet efendim” ya da “sepet efendimle\u201d ba\u011flan\u0131r.
Osmanl\u0131 tarihinde bol bol dalkavukluk vard\u0131r da, soytar\u0131l\u0131\u011fa ili\u015fkin kurumsall\u0131k olu\u015famam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soytar\u0131 balonlar\u0131 i\u011fneler.
Dalkavuk balonlar\u0131 \u015fi\u015firir.
Ne olursa olsun, ister bir y\u00fcksek makamda otursun, ister bir yarg\u0131 kurumunda bulunsun, ister bilim adam\u0131 k\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131na b\u00fcr\u00fcns\u00fcn, ister kalem erbab\u0131ndan say\u0131ls\u0131n dalkavu\u011fun soytar\u0131dan besbeter oldu\u011funu tarihler yazarlar.
\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc soytar\u0131n\u0131n zaman zaman efendisini uyard\u0131\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr de dalkavu\u011fun \u015fi\u015firdi\u011fi balonlara tutunarak y\u00fckselmek kimseye nasip olmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.
Hey gidi dalkavuk\u2026
Sana soytar\u0131 bile denemez, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc soytar\u0131l\u0131k senin i\u00e7in r\u00fctbe say\u0131l\u0131r.
Sen dalkavukluk i\u00e7in belini k\u0131r\u0131p ikiye katlan\u0131rken, senin g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcne bile katlanmak ne b\u00fcy\u00fck ac\u0131\u2026”
(\u0130lhan Sel\u00e7uk, 29 Haziran 2009)
**
Bir dalkavuk f\u0131kras\u0131 ile tamamlayal\u0131m yaz\u0131m\u0131z\u0131..
“Karn\u0131yar\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7ok be\u011fenen ve seven padi\u015fah, yan\u0131ndaki dalkavu\u011fa “Patl\u0131can da \u00e7ok lezzetli imi\u015f” der.
Dalkavuk da hemen cevap verir:
“Hakk\u0131n\u0131z var h\u00fcnkar\u0131m, \u00e7ok lezzetli bu patl\u0131canlar.”
Padi\u015fah biraz sonra dalkavu\u011fa d\u00f6ner:
“Ama nedense biraz sert,”
“\u00c7ok do\u011fru s\u00f6ylediniz sultan\u0131m, patl\u0131canlar ger\u00e7ekten sert.”
“Hem biraz da ac\u0131 gibi de\u011fil mi molla?”
“Hakk\u0131n\u0131z var padi\u015fah\u0131m, \u00fcstelik ac\u0131.”
Onun bu s\u00f6zlerini duyan biri, “Yahu, hani patl\u0131canlar \u015fahaneydi, lezzetliydi.
Padi\u015fah be\u011fenmedi diye sen neden fikrini de\u011fi\u015ftirdin” diye sorunca dalkavuk:
“Ben patl\u0131can\u0131n de\u011fil, padi\u015fah\u0131n dalkavu\u011fuyum” cevab\u0131n\u0131 verir\u2026
K\u0131ssadan hisse..
Biz, ne \u00e7ekiyorsak padi\u015fah dalkavuklar\u0131ndan \u00e7ekmiyor muyuz?..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Haydi kal\u0131n sa\u011fl\u0131cakla.
Her\u015fey y\u00fcre\u011finize g\u00f6re olsun..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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