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31 Mart 2024 Pazar g\u00fcn\u00fcne nerede ise d\u00f6rt ay gibi bir s\u00fcre\u00e7 kald\u0131..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Siyaset meydan\u0131 baya\u011f\u0131 hareketli..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu arada dedikodunun biri bin para..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u011fz\u0131 olan konu\u015fuyor, insan\u0131n dedikodular kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda valla akl\u0131 tavana vuruyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu anlamda ben \u015fahs\u0131m ad\u0131na bir\u00e7ok dedikoduya kulak t\u0131k\u0131yorum..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her birini dinleyecek olsa insan valla kafay\u0131 yer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hani gazeteci olarak yazmaya kalksak inan\u0131n birka\u00e7 ciltlik roman olur..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baz\u0131 dedikodular \u00e7irkin \u00f6tesi, baz\u0131lar\u0131 ise g\u00fcl\u00fcnesi cinsten..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne diyelim haydi hay\u0131rl\u0131s\u0131..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Biz dedikodular\u0131 bir yana b\u0131rakal\u0131m..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Birka\u00e7 siyasi f\u0131kra ile bug\u00fcnl\u00fck yaz\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 sonland\u0131ral\u0131m..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*******<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Alkol ve Sigara Sa\u011fl\u0131\u011fa Zararl\u0131d\u0131r!..\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Sa\u011fl\u0131k Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Siz Onlar\u0131n Dedi\u011fine Bakmay\u0131n!..\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Maliye Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*******<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O\u011flu milletvekili babas\u0131na sordu :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c- Baba, sizin partiden biri \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p da \u00f6b\u00fcr partiye giderse, ne<\/p>\n\n\n\n
olur?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c- Hain olur o\u011flum!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c- Peki, ya ba\u015fka partiden biri sizin partiye gelirse?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c- O mu? O da do\u011fru yolu bulan insan olur…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*******<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Y\u0131l 1965\u2019tir. Uzak bir \u00fclkeden, t\u00fcccar\u0131n biri T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye gelir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn kal\u0131r. Bu arada T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin Ba\u015fbakan\u0131\u2019n\u0131n S\u00fcleyman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Demirel oldu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frenir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Y\u0131l 1993\u2019te, ayn\u0131 adam\u0131n yolu gene T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye d\u00fc\u015fer. \u0130ndi\u011fi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0130stanbul Atat\u00fcrk Havaalan\u0131n\u2019da b\u00fcy\u00fck bir hareketlilik dikkatini<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00e7eker, kar\u015f\u0131lay\u0131c\u0131s\u0131na sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Bu kalabal\u0131\u011f\u0131n sebebi nedir?\u201d T\u00fcrk i\u015fadam\u0131 cevap verir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Ba\u015fbakan S\u00fcleyman Demirel Ankara\u2019ya d\u00f6n\u00fcyor. Onu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
u\u011furluyorlar.\u201d Yabanc\u0131 olan;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c30 y\u0131l \u00f6nce geldi\u011fimde bir Ba\u015fbakan S\u00fcleyman Demirel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
vard\u0131, bu O\u2019nun nesi olur?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*******<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sab\u0131rs\u0131z ve i\u015f bitirici… muhtar k\u00f6ye gelen ve b\u00fcy\u00fck i\u015fler yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
b\u00fct\u00fcn problemlere e\u011filece\u011fini vaadeden milletvekili<\/p>\n\n\n\n
aday\u0131na;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-\u0130ki b\u00fcy\u00fck problemimiz var\u201d demi\u015f. Milletvekili aday\u0131;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Laf\u0131 m\u0131 olur muhtar\u0131m, s\u00f6yle hemen halledelim.\u201d diye cevap<\/p>\n\n\n\n
vermi\u015f. Muhtar;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Birinci problemimiz, k\u00f6y\u00fcm\u00fczde sa\u011fl\u0131k oca\u011f\u0131 var ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
doktor yok!..\u201d der demez milletvekili aday\u0131;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Hemen Sa\u011fl\u0131k Bakan\u0131\u2019n\u0131 aray\u0131p hallediyorum\u201d demi\u015f ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n
telefonunu \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f. Birisiyle konu\u015fup, kar\u015f\u0131 tarafa te\u015fekk\u00fcr<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ettikten sonra muhtara d\u00f6nerek;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Tamam, doktorunuz bir hafta i\u00e7inde burada olacak\u201d demi\u015f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ve eklemi\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-\u0130kinci probleminiz nedir?..\u201d Muhtar;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c-Al\u0131c\u0131 verici istasyonlar \u00e7ok uzakta, k\u00f6y\u00fcm\u00fczde hi\u00e7 bir cep<\/p>\n\n\n\n
telefonu \u00e7ekmiyor..!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*******<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Haydi,kal\u0131n sa\u011fl\u0131cakla..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her \u015fey y\u00fcre\u011finize g\u00f6re olsun..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
HOPDED\u0130K<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DED\u0130-KODU..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0130\u015f olsun diye \u00fcretilen,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ya da adet yerini bulsun<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Diye konu\u015fulan dedikodular var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7ok berbat..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Allah sonumuzu hay\u0131r eyleye..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
31 Mart 2024 Pazar g\u00fcn\u00fcne nerede ise d\u00f6rt ay gibi bir s\u00fcre\u00e7 kald\u0131.. Siyaset meydan\u0131 baya\u011f\u0131 hareketli.. Bu arada dedikodunun biri bin para.. A\u011fz\u0131 olan [more…]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17705,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gundem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17852\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akdenizhaber.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}