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Vatan,Millet,Sakarya..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Olmad\u0131 Manavgat sorunlar\u0131..Gitti gidiyor..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bizim olacak m\u0131?..Olmayacak m\u0131?.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2024 y\u0131l\u0131 Mart ay\u0131nda kim muhtar..Kim Belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kim belediye meclis \u00fcyesi olacak..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu ve buna benzer konular\u0131 b\u0131rakal\u0131m bir kenara\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu g\u00fcn g\u00fcnlerden Cumartesi birka\u00e7 f\u0131kraya ne dersiniz?..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
******* <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBir g\u00fcn Tom, k\u0131z arkada\u015f\u0131 Mary\u2019ye:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ah sevgilim biliyor musun, ben ne olmak istiyorum? demi\u015f.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Mary merakla sormu\u015f:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ne olmak istiyorsun Tomcu\u011fum?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ahtopot olmak istiyorum Maryci\u011fim.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Mary \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ve nedenini sormu\u015f:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Ahtopot olursam, o zaman bir\u00e7ok kolum olur, ben de seni b\u00f6ylece daha \u00e7ok<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n kollar\u0131mla sarar\u0131m.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Mary, Tom\u2019a burun k\u0131v\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Hade oradan\u2026 Sen \u00f6nce iki kolunla sar da..<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n ******* <\/p>\n\n\n\n Adam\u2019\u0131n biri at \u00e7alm\u0131\u015f. O\u011fluna;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Al bu at\u0131 pazara g\u00f6t\u00fcr sat. Ben gidersem beni tan\u0131rlar.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n demi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n O\u011flu da pazara g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f. Adam\u2019\u0131n biri gelmi\u015f, ata bakm\u0131\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Bunun aya\u011f\u0131 sakat gibi duruyor.\u201d demi\u015f. O\u011flan;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Hay\u0131r sakat de\u011fil.\u201d diye kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k verince, adam;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Bineyim o zaman\u201d demi\u015f. Adam ata binmi\u015f, gidi\u015f o gidi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n O\u011flan ak\u015fam eve gelmi\u015f. Baba, at\u0131 g\u00f6remeyince sat\u0131ld\u0131 diye<\/p>\n\n\n\n heyecanlanm\u0131\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Ka\u00e7a satt\u0131n o\u011flum?\u201d diye sormu\u015f. O\u011flu da;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Baba senin ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n fiyata satt\u0131m.\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ******* <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ayd\u0131n\u2019l\u0131 birinin k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 bir pilot ister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n K\u0131z\u0131n annesi durumdan memnun, ama biraz tedirgindir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Konu kom\u015fu sorar:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Nap\u0131pdurunuz k\u0131z\u0131 veediniz mi?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Annesi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c- Veesek u\u00e7cek, veemesek ga\u00e7cek. Nedelim gari, verelim<\/p>\n\n\n\n bali.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n ******* <\/p>\n\n\n\n Padi\u015fah\u0131n biri,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Bana kimse yalan s\u00f6yleyemez, hemen anlar\u0131m. Yalan<\/p>\n\n\n\n s\u00f6yleyebilene bir k\u00fcp dolusu alt\u0131n verece\u011fim!\u201d demi\u015f. Yalanc\u0131lar,<\/p>\n\n\n\n hemen saraya girip ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar yalanlar\u0131na;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Bir ku\u015f, aslan\u0131 kap\u0131p yuvas\u0131na g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Bunun neresi yalan?.. Ku\u015f kartald\u0131r, Arslan da kuzu kadar<\/p>\n\n\n\n minik bir yavru. Kapt\u0131 m\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr tabii!..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Kom\u015fu \u00fclkede bir e\u015fe\u011fi kral yapt\u0131lar!..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-\u00dclkenin kral\u0131, pencereden bak\u0131n\u0131rken tac\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ta\u00e7 da pencerenin alt\u0131ndaki e\u015fe\u011fin ba\u015f\u0131na ge\u00e7mi\u015f. Ta\u00e7 kimin<\/p>\n\n\n\n kafas\u0131ndaysa, kral odur tabii!..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Padi\u015fah\u0131m, ben g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcne bir ok att\u0131m. Alt\u0131 ay sonra geri<\/p>\n\n\n\n d\u00f6nd\u00fc!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Senin ok bir a\u011fac\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr. A\u011fa\u00e7, sonbaharda<\/p>\n\n\n\n yapraklar\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6k\u00fcnce, tak\u0131lacak yer bulamay\u0131p yere inmi\u015ftir.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u00f6ylece padi\u015fah, her yalana ger\u00e7ek bir bahane bulmu\u015f ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n kimse padi\u015faha bu yaland\u0131r dedirtememi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ama bir g\u00fcn bir Kayserili gelmi\u015f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c-Padi\u015fah\u0131m, sen benim babamdan bor\u00e7 olarak bir k\u00fcp dolusu<\/p>\n\n\n\n alt\u0131n alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131n. \u015eimdi geri almaya geldim. Yaland\u0131r dersen<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00f6d\u00fcl\u00fcm\u00fc ver. Yalan de\u011fil dersen borcunu \u00f6de!..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n ******* <\/p>\n\n\n\n Haydi,kal\u0131n sa\u011fl\u0131cakla.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Her \u015fey y\u00fcre\u011finize g\u00f6re olsun..<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n HOPDED\u0130K Oradan, buradan,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n havadan, sudan<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n yazal\u0131m da keyfiniz mi, ka\u00e7s\u0131n.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bug\u00fcn g\u00fclelim istedim.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Vatan,Millet,Sakarya.. Olmad\u0131 Manavgat sorunlar\u0131..Gitti gidiyor.. Bizim olacak m\u0131?..Olmayacak m\u0131?. 2024 y\u0131l\u0131 Mart ay\u0131nda kim muhtar..Kim Belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131.. Kim belediye meclis \u00fcyesi olacak.. 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